“Wheatley, Why Didn’t I Get A Surprise?” - Turretcube/Frankenturret
((Vocals & Lyrics by Kat-A-Line. No accompaniment because Kat can’t play instruments at all pff))
Wheatley, why did you leave me?
You created me,
So don’t you wanna see me?
Wheatley, why did you make me,
If you’re not gonna take me,
To see the deer and the birdy?
For you I will do my best,
So come on back let’s solve this test,
I can count your visits on my fingertips,
Come back and give me presents from your deep space trips,
Wheatley why did you father me,
If all you wanna do is bother me?
Don’t you know that I love you,
I only wanna see more of you,
Wheatley, why didn’t I get a surprise?
Chell got one, so where was mine?
No I didn’t get my own surprise,
And I cried, but you didn’t see me cry,
Wheatley, do you even love me?
Well I wish you would show it,
Because I wouldn’t know it
What kind of core doesn’t plan a surprise,
For a turretcube who always tries,
Wheatley there were tears there,
If you saw them would you even care?
Wheatley Quotes is interrupted by the most adorable turret song in the world